Showing posts with label Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago Funny Pick Up Lines. Show all posts
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Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Who is Atty. Vitaliano Aguirre? What Did He Do?

Santiago versus Aguirre
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Reposting the news:

MANILA, Philippines - Senator-judge Pia Cayetano rose to the defense of her colleague, Miriam Defensor-Santiago, and the Senate impeachment court's decision to hold a prosecution lawyer in contempt on Wednesday.

Cayetano used social media site Twitter to explain the Senate impeachment court's move to punish Atty. Vitaliano Aguirre for covering his ears in public while Santiago was berating the prosecution team anew on Wednesday.

"I was listening intently to Atty Aguirre when the Senate Pres gave him a chance to explain. I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt that he had a valid reason, ie, an ear infection or something that made his hearing sensitive. But instead he was very arrogant," Cayetano said.

She seconded Santiago's motion for the impeachment court cite the private lawyer for contempt after Santiago and Aguirre had a verbal exchange on the Senate impeachment court floor.

"That kind of behavior is clearly direct contempt of court. He could have easily excused himself [from the] court or informed the public prosecutor who he is under. That's why public prosecutors apologized. Every lawyer knows that's not acceptable behavior in court," Cayetano added.

Aguirre, in an interview with TV Patrol on Wednesday night, said he does not regret his actions. "Alam ko po ang ginawa ko, completely I know what I did."

Before the incident occurred, Santiago used the word "gago" to describe the prosecution. The word was later stricken off the record.

"It will be noted that the word "gago" was stricken from the record. This is an accepted practice if unparliamentary words are used," Cayetano said.

She added that "it is common for unprepared lawyers to be scolded" by judges in trial courts. "Lawyers owe respect to the court," she said.

Cayetano also said Aguirre's case differs from the incident involving defense lawyer Jose Roy III, who claimed that the Palace wants to influence the outcome of the Corona impeachment case by giving P100 million each to the senator-judges.

"It will be noted that Atty. Roy immediately apologized. Atty Aguirre did not. In fact, he further insulted the Court," she said.

Cayetano did not mention the allegations that Roy used social media to heap abuse on both senator-judges and prosecutors.

"If lawyers are unprepared and waste the court's time, stern judges really scold them," she reiterated. "And as a final word on this, our Senate rules do cover parliamentary behavior. There have been [complaints] filed in the ethics committee."

Cayetano and Santiago belong to the Nacionalista Party led by Senator Manny Villar, who ran and lost to President Benigno Aquino in the last national elections.


MANILA (Updated) -- Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago said lawyer private prosecutor Vitaliano Aguirre, who was cited in contempt Wednesday, may have been planted in the court room to provoke her.

Aguirre was cited in contempt for covering his ears while Santiago was berating him and other prosecutors. He admitted doing so on purpose because the senator’s voice was "shrill".

But Santiago, in a press statement Wednesday afternoon, said Aguirre "might have been part of a deliberate plot to provoke me."

"The provocation could have been intended to raise my hypertension to an even higher level, precipitating either a stroke or a heart attack. Or, the provocation could have been intended to make me deliberately lose my temper and make a spectacle of myself," said the senator, who has had to miss trial dates due to hypertension.

She said an unnamed member of her staff told her that Aguirre usually sat in the gallery, where "every time I spoke, he would sneer at me very loudly, intending to make him heard by those around him."

But Wednesday afternoon, Aguirre was seated with the rest of the prosecutors. He was caught on television and on Minority Leader Alan Peter Cayetano's smart phone covering his ears throughout Santiago's tirade against the prosecution.

"What if you were the one speaking and we did that?" Estrada said.

Aguirre did not deny covering his ears, saying "my ears hurt." He said Santiago should also show respect to lawyers as she demands respect from them.

He added that in his 40 years of practice, this was the first time that he saw a judge lectured a lawyer. He then left the court after Santiago told him to leave if he wishes to.

This, however, did not sit well with Santiago, who said the counsel "cannot just make those contemptuous gestures in front of the judge and get away with it."

Santiago even raised her voice and referred to the prosecutors as "gago" (fools) for deciding to withdraw five articles of impeachment lodged against Chief Justice Renato Corona.

"The TV news service of a TV station known to be partial to the administration deliberately panned over this lawyer so that he could be seen on nationwide TV," she said, but did not name the TV station.

"To assure conviction of the defendant, I have been specifically targeted for character assassination and other forms of self-destruction by the culprits. The more my enemies try to persecute and intimidate me, the more I will continue with my present mode of behavior in the impeachment court," she said in her statement.

But the prosecution panel believes Aguirre has the right to express his feelings over the scathing comments of the senator.

“It’s not that we’re tolerating the actions of Aguirre but we believe that he has the right to say or show what he feels,” Deputy Speaker Lorenzo “Erin” Tanada III, one of the spokespersons for the prosecution panel, told reporters in a news briefing after Wednesday’s impeachment trial.

“With all due respect to the impeachment court, although it was stricken off the records, I don’t think a judge calls a fellow member of the bar ‘gago’. We have to respect the feelings of Atty. Aguirre,” he added.

Santiago has been critical of the prosecution panel and has scolded them repeatedly, often with reference to their supposed lack of knowledge of the law.

Among the prosecutors who have been scolded by the senator, an elected judge of the International Criminal Court, are Iloilo Representative Niel Tupas Jr., Northern Samar Representative Raul Daza, Bayan Muna party-list Representative Neri Colmenares, and private prosecutor Arthur Lim.

She has also referred to a member of the House who supposedly lied while testifying under oath and has scored the prosecution spokesmen for discussing developments in the case.

"You're so arrogant, but, really, you are fools," she said Wednesday.

Santiago’s motion to cite Aguirre in contempt Wednesday went unopposed. It was Senator Pia Cayetano who seconded the motion.

Presiding officer and Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile said he “cannot tolerate any disrespect of this court and to any member of this court.”

Speaking for the prosecution, Representative Rodolfo Farinas apologized to the impeachment court.

The senators will discuss what penalties to impose on Aguirre in a caucus Tuesday next week.

The private prosecutor will be banned from appearing before the impeachment court in the meantime.

Aguirre served as the lead counsel for Hubert Webb’s defense team. Webb was found guilty in the controversial Vizconde massacre.

He also served as legal counsel for now Supreme Court Chief Justice Bienvenido Reyes in an administrative investigation over a GSIS vs Meralco case.

According to his profile provided by the prosecution, Aguirre was also a legal counsel for Senator Panfilo Lacson and Vice Mayor Rodrigo Duterte of Davao City.

Aguirre, 65, graduated valedictorian at San Beda College. He passed the 1971 bar examinations with a rating of 85.25 percent.

Aguirre was a managing partner for Aguirre Cacho & Tuazon Law Firm, Acosta Aguirre & Fernandez Law Firm, Ricafrente Aguirre Sanvicente & Cacho Law Firm, and Robles Ricafrente Nachura & Aguirre Law Firm. (Jonathan de Santos/Kathrina Alvarez/Sunnex)

Friday, February 3, 2012

Pick Up Lines from Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago: Thumbs Up!

Sen Miriam Defensor Santiago's Funny Pick Up Lines

These funny lines were mainly utilized the pick up lines to draw attention from the students before going to the main theme of her campaign.

Sana naka off ang ilaw, para tayo na lang mag on.

Nakalimutan ko ang pangalan mo eh, pwede bang tawagin na lang kitang akin?

Pagwala ka, buhay ko’y parang lapis na di pa natatasahan, pointless.

Kung magkakaroon ako ng sariling planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis nito, para sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko.

Sana FB status ka na lang, para pwede kitang i-like.

Ibenta mo na bahay mo, total nandidito ka na, nakatira sa puso ko.

Sana naka-off ang ilaw, para tayo na lang mag-on.

Noodles ka ba, kasi Lucky Me?

Parang see-saw, pag wala ka, down ako.

Para kang hold-upper, lahat ibibigay ko sayo, wag mo lang akong saktan.

Galing mo din, ano? Di mo pa ko binabato tinamaan mo na ako.

Maglaro tayo ng kahit ano, wag lang taguan, kasi a guy like you is hard to find.

Sana exam mo na lang ako, para sagutin mo rin ako.

Bastos ka rin, ano? Di ka man lang nagpapaalam tuloy-tuloy kang pumasok sa puso ko.

Google ka ba? Lahat kasi ng hinahanap ko, sa'yo ko natagpuan.

Nakalunok ka ba ng kwitis, kasi pag ngumiti ka, may spark


Sen Miriam Defensor Santiago Taray Pick Up Lines:

Hindi ko sinasabing maganda ako, ang sinasabi ko lang pangit ka!

When someone told me “ang ganda mo” ... I answered “sana ikaw rin”

In a swimming pool:
Classmate 1 – I’m sure lulutang ka
Classmate 2 – Bakit dahil payat ako?
Classmate 1 – Hindi, dahil plastic ka

Masasabi mo bang bobo ako, kung ikaw lang naman ang laman ng utak ko.

Sana magkasama tayo sa pila para pag may sumigaw ng “next” at hindi mo narinig tatanungin mo na agad ako kung “Tayo na ba?”

Ako na ang magbabayad ng tuition fee mo, pag aralan mo lang na mahalin ako.

Pangalan mo palang kinikilig na ako, paano pa kaya kung magka apelyido na tayo?

Ang pag ibig ay parang ketchup, matamis pero maraming nakikisawsaw.

Straw ka ba? Kasi sipsip ka na, plastic ka pa.

Laughing out loud. Oh well, what really made us laugh more is the idea that these pick-up lines were from a very strict, terror and respective woman-politician-professor-and-wife. So odd. Applause for this, Madam. :) Aja!

Mommy Myraine