LOOK: Ethel Booba's Everyday Tweets Of Wit And Humor - She's So Smart That You Could Not Help But Love Her

Screengrab from her Twitter account

Learn life's lessons from Ethel Booba... undeniably,
she does make a lot of sense! Well, we all need a good laugh, right?!

1. On "May Bubwit sa Kape Ko" issue

Open Letter: Nagreklamo sa Starbucks.

Kinatakutan na kami sa baha wag naman na kaming gamiting panakot sa nagkakape.

-anonyMOUSE. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 29, 2016

Magrereklamo ako doon sa nakainan kong Lugawan. May nakitang manok sa lugaw ko. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) February 1, 2016

Magrereklamo din ako sa Starbucks. Umorder ako ng kape yung sugar-free pero hindi man lang ako binigyan ng asukal. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 29, 2016

2. On dealing with "frenemies"

Treat your enemies with kindness. It confuses them. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) February 1, 2016

If people are talking behind your back...... then just fart. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 31, 2016

3. On "FEB-Ibig"

Uso J.S. ngayong February. Just Single. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) February 1, 2016

4. On being a "crush ng bayan"

Kapag maganda, ang tanong ngayon ay "babae ba?" kapag gwapo ay "lalaki ba?" Buti pa pangit, walang tanong-tanong basta SURE NA. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) February 1, 2016

5. On her being a good grammarian

Sis @iamboobita: Teh ano English ng "Baka maswerte ako"?

Ako: Beef Lucky Me. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 31, 2016

Bakit sinasabing "PUSH YOUR LUCK" eh di lumayo ang swerte sayo? Dapat "PULL YOUR LUCK" para lumapit lalo sayo. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 18, 2016

Naintindihan kaya ng @twitter ang tweet ko kasi tagalog? Wait ayusin ko.

If I were you I will ask an interpreter or use translator. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 18, 2016

Takot pala sa mansanas itong mga doktor. Kasi sabi "An apple a day keeps the doctor away". Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 18, 2016

6. On politics

Dapat parang USB ang gobyerno. Yung pwedeng ireformat kapag nagcorrupt. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 21, 2016

(*USB - flash drive)

Paano kaya kung bago magspeech si V.P. Binay eh tinutugtog ang "Take Me Out Of The Dark" ni Gary V? Charot! #NognogSinunog

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 17, 2016

Pwede maging basketball player si Vice President Jejomar Binay kasi magaling naman siya mang "steal". Charot! pic.twitter.com/lQeQY34s61

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 16, 2016

Friend: Ano na kaya ang naipagpatuloy ni Grace Poe sa nasimulan ni FPJ?

Ako: Yung dating hinarap na case about disqualification. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 16, 2016

7. On #RealTalk

Ako: Bakla yang crush mo.

Friend: Umiyak lang, bakla agad?

Ako: Pakinggan mo umiyak, sabi Huhubels. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 17, 2016

Dati Bae, ngayon Bi. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 10, 2016

LOL!  :-)

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... is a Filipino community where users can keep in touch with and extend their social network.


myfacefriends.com is another social networking site that would probably be a 'hit' soon.
Teenagers, professionals, students, online shop owners, business enthusiasts and many more would appreciate this innovation and would surely spend much of their time updating their profile, wall posts and all.

Going beyond facebook and twitter, myfacefriends.com also tends to extend someone's network worldwide. Whether this is used and intended for personal or business purposes, the thing here is we have another social networking site to watch out for, appreciate and enjoy.

Visit my site now and add me up. Let's enjoy the fun and meet new friends.

See you there! I'd love to hear from you. :-)

♥♥♥ Mai Raine ♥♥♥