Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Funny Lines, But oh so True

This Makes You Think... and Smile

Ever Wonder...

Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
How do "Keep off the grass" signs get where they are?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why are they called "apartments" when they're stuck together?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?
Why do you park on driveways and drive on parkways?
What's the difference between null and void?
Why do hysterectomies happen to her and hernias happen to him?
What's another word for thesaurus?
What's another word for synonym?
What do you do if you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?

Enjoy! :-)

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