LOOK: Ethel Booba's Everyday Tweets Of Wit And Humor - She's So Smart That You Could Not Help But Love Her

Screengrab from her Twitter account

Learn life's lessons from Ethel Booba... undeniably,
she does make a lot of sense! Well, we all need a good laugh, right?!

1. On "May Bubwit sa Kape Ko" issue

Open Letter: Nagreklamo sa Starbucks.

Kinatakutan na kami sa baha wag naman na kaming gamiting panakot sa nagkakape.

-anonyMOUSE. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 29, 2016

Magrereklamo ako doon sa nakainan kong Lugawan. May nakitang manok sa lugaw ko. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) February 1, 2016

Magrereklamo din ako sa Starbucks. Umorder ako ng kape yung sugar-free pero hindi man lang ako binigyan ng asukal. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 29, 2016

2. On dealing with "frenemies"

Treat your enemies with kindness. It confuses them. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) February 1, 2016

If people are talking behind your back...... then just fart. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 31, 2016

3. On "FEB-Ibig"

Uso J.S. ngayong February. Just Single. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) February 1, 2016

4. On being a "crush ng bayan"

Kapag maganda, ang tanong ngayon ay "babae ba?" kapag gwapo ay "lalaki ba?" Buti pa pangit, walang tanong-tanong basta SURE NA. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) February 1, 2016

5. On her being a good grammarian

Sis @iamboobita: Teh ano English ng "Baka maswerte ako"?

Ako: Beef Lucky Me. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 31, 2016

Bakit sinasabing "PUSH YOUR LUCK" eh di lumayo ang swerte sayo? Dapat "PULL YOUR LUCK" para lumapit lalo sayo. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 18, 2016

Naintindihan kaya ng @twitter ang tweet ko kasi tagalog? Wait ayusin ko.

If I were you I will ask an interpreter or use translator. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 18, 2016

Takot pala sa mansanas itong mga doktor. Kasi sabi "An apple a day keeps the doctor away". Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 18, 2016

6. On politics

Dapat parang USB ang gobyerno. Yung pwedeng ireformat kapag nagcorrupt. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 21, 2016

(*USB - flash drive)

Paano kaya kung bago magspeech si V.P. Binay eh tinutugtog ang "Take Me Out Of The Dark" ni Gary V? Charot! #NognogSinunog

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 17, 2016

Pwede maging basketball player si Vice President Jejomar Binay kasi magaling naman siya mang "steal". Charot! pic.twitter.com/lQeQY34s61

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 16, 2016

Friend: Ano na kaya ang naipagpatuloy ni Grace Poe sa nasimulan ni FPJ?

Ako: Yung dating hinarap na case about disqualification. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 16, 2016

7. On #RealTalk

Ako: Bakla yang crush mo.

Friend: Umiyak lang, bakla agad?

Ako: Pakinggan mo umiyak, sabi Huhubels. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 17, 2016

Dati Bae, ngayon Bi. Charot!

— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) January 10, 2016

LOL!  :-)